I got this joke of the day few days back. My brother is the man.. I cant help laughing thinking back the look on his face when he said something such as this :
cK - running down the stairs fast around 9.30 in the morning..."Sei lor!!!!!" (means die lor in manglish , and damn/OMeeGod in English)
My mom and I turned and looked at him...
cK - "I wonder if I had eaten a cocroach last night during sleep! I saw a brown thing at my lower gum when I brushed my teeth!"
Mom - "You should smell like shit if you'd really eaten one" ( somehow I wonder why she's so calm saying things like this)
And then I just laughed and laughed at him because he's just one of a heck a coward towards cocroach, if he'd really eaten one...... I guess he'd be puting in the toilet anytime soon.... And he will never scare of a cocroach EVER AGAIN! HAHAHAHHAHA "What? I'd eaten one before, during sleep somemore! have you?" *blink*